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Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

2 + 2 = 5 for suitably large values of 2.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

The name is Baud......, James Baud.

BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!

C:\ Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

The magic of Windows: Turns a Pentium into an XT, instantly.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

All computers wait at the same speed.

Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...

E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.